Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.
how about now
when you surprise a bitch
you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.
Fun fact: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift was actually about Ellen DeGenerous
and now I’m lying on the cold hard ground.
and now im laughing
have you ever read a book and it seems like two characters will end up together but then they don’t and it’s just